nba为什么星星会眨眼睛(【键盘侠】库里开始戴隐形眼镜|真·日天模式即将开启？)

Steph Curry, who apparently has always had a mild form of astigmatism, finally got contacts and can actually see now.

眼睛一直有轻微散光的史蒂夫-库里终于戴上隐形眼镜了，他现在真的能够看清了！（据悉，库里患有一种名为圆锥角膜的眼部疾病，在专业领域简称为KC，原因的角膜逐渐变薄，呈圆锥状。）

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Yo112358 230 points 17 hours ago

April fool's day has passed.

Wait... this IS a joke, right?

Right?!?

愚人节刚过啊。

等等……这是玩笑，对不？！！！

Spencer Dinwiddie Awesomeskrzr 7764 points 16 hours ago

HE COULDNT SEE THIS WHOLE TIME?!

篮网球迷：他居然一直都看不清？！！

Celtics DontCheeseMeBro 20 points 15 hours ago

That’s why he would always squint

凯尔特人球迷：所以他总是眯着眼啊

76ers themidnightmamba 2473 points 15 hours ago

YOU MEAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS BLIND

76人球迷：你这是告诉我这货一直是瞎的？？？！！！

Kevin Durant shanetrey5 592 points 17 hours ago

BITCH YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS MAN WAS DRILLING SHIT FROM HALF COURT AND COULDN'T EVEN SEE CLEAR? YALL FUCKED

勇士球迷：老婊，你这是在跟我说，这货都没看清就开始从半场扔三分吗？！你们都完犊子了。

Lonzo Ball bobberr 3835 points 16 hours ago*

Wait the guy made 400 3's and couldn't see clearly? Welp pack it up boys

湖人球迷：等等，库里那次单赛季400个三分是在看不清的情况下投出来的吗？行吧，大家伙儿都别徒劳了。

Warriors slowwbroo 46 points 8 hours ago

Imagine how many he woulda had if he didn't sit out so many 4th quarters that season.

勇士球迷：你们想想，要是他那个赛季那么多场比赛要是没有在第三节就打卡下班的话，那会是怎样？

Balbright 22 points 7 hours ago

I think about that quite often actually.

我也经常这么假设。

wsthepurposeoflife 497 points 13 hours ago

Maybe that's the key to making 400 3s! If the basket looks like an ocean, it IS an ocean.

也许看不清是库里投进400个三分的关键！如果篮筐看着像大海，那它真就是大海！

dozybolox13 292 points 10 hours ago

If you’re seeing 2 baskets you have twice the chance of making it. It’s science.

如果你能看到两个篮筐，那你进球的机会就会加倍。这就是科学。

Blue beardTheBluebird 2948 points 15 hours ago

Chef Curry bases his play on taste and smell

大厨库里的打法是基于嗅觉和味觉的。

Wizards m25l 613 points 14 hours ago

Steph been the main character from Book of Eli this whole time.

奇才球迷：库里原来一直都是电影《艾利之书》里的主角。（丹泽尔-华盛顿扮演的“艾利”射术超神，并未完全失明，但视力很差，他的嗅觉和听觉都十分灵敏，弥补了视力的不足。）

Supersonics Thank_The_Knife 1522 points 15 hours ago

So did Jordan. That's why he was always sticking his tongue out. The greats use all their senses.

超音速球迷：乔丹也是这样。所以他老是把舌头伸在外边。伟大的球员都是用感官打球。

Spurs cdawgindahizzay 29 points 15 hours ago

He’s like a Tyrannosaur. He can’t see you if you don’t move.

马刺球迷：库里就像是霸王龙。如果你不动的话，他就看不见你。

Reddy_McRedcap 115 points 14 hours ago

Like finding out the greatest sniper in the military had forgotten their scope, and nobody bothered to correct them for 8 years.

"Oh, by the way, attach this to your rifle and you'll actually be able to see your targets clearly."

库里现在就像是军队里的顶尖狙击手忘了用瞄准镜，然后别人8年来都没有提醒他。

“噢，对了，把这个瞄准镜安到你的步枪上，那样你就可以清晰地看清目标了。”

Shadow Clawz 902 points 17 hours ago

This is like Rock Lee dropping his leg weights and goes ham on Gaara. The same way Steph puts on his contacts and goes ham on the whole league.

这就像是洛克-李把腿上的沙袋扔掉了之后，照着我爱罗飞起一脚。现在库里戴上隐形眼镜也是一样地要对全联盟飞起一脚。

The Place boJunkie 289 points 16 hours ago

Opening up the fifth gate just to flex on em

打开第五门释放双腿！

Sony MichelinStar 63 points 15 hours ago

8th gate: Skyfucker gate activated.

第八门：日天门开启。

Supersonics MaskedBandit1 22 points 14 hours ago

KD is Orochimaru

超音速球迷：杜兰特是大蛇丸。

Bulls MarlonBain 218 points 15 hours ago

Steph: You are wonderful.

KD: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.

Steph: I admit it, you are better than I am.

KD: Then why are you smiling?

Steph: Because I know something you don't know.

KD: And what is that?

Steph: I... need contacts.

公牛球迷：库里：你很棒。

杜兰特：谢谢，我付出了很多努力。

库里：我承认，你比我更强。

杜兰特：那你干嘛笑呢？

库里：因为我知道一些你不知道的。

杜兰特：那是什么呢？

库里：我……需要隐形眼镜。

Warriors fooferall 39 points 15 hours ago

Somebody get Dray to Steph's optometrist.

勇士球迷：麻烦谁把库里的验光师找去给追梦用用。

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Kings KingsBallSac 109 points 17 hours ago

Oh shit. Does this mean he'll be an even more deadly shooter?

国王球迷：我勒个擦，这就是说他以后会是个更致命的射手么？

Dennis Rodman jcar195 377 points 17 hours ago

"I was just kind of chucking it at the blurry round thing. Now I know where I need to shoot to!"

湖人球迷：“我以前就是在周遭一篇模糊中瞎扔。现在我知道往哪里瞄了，哈哈哈哈”

NBA JoakimFreeThrow 2752 points 16 hours ago*

League is actually fucked now. Little did we know that Curry was blindly chucking threes this whole time.

现在联盟真要完犊子了。毕竟咱们几乎不知道库里原来都是瞎鸡儿扔三分。

Warriors Platypus81 437 points 14 hours ago

Sky: fucked

勇士球迷：天真要被日了……

Kings ol_gene 214 points 14 hours ago

This happened to my brother in high school

We were at a football game and he couldn't read the timeouts left or some other minor stat and I told him. He was like "well thats because you have really good vision". The lady next to us told him to see an eye doctor and yup, he needed contacts.

Dude hit .400 next year in baseball.

国王球迷：我老弟高中的时候也是这样。

我们当时在踢一场球赛，他看不到时间和其他统计，都是我告诉他。他的反应像是在说“得了，也就是因为你看得清。”我们旁边的一位女士就告诉他去看眼科医生，没错，他需要隐形眼镜。

然后我老弟第二年在棒球赛场上的击球命中率达到了40%……

Cavaliers innocuous_gorilla 192 points 12 hours ago

I got contacts because I would strike out all the time in baseball. It turns out I just sucked at baseball but at least I could now see myself whiffing.

骑士球迷：我就因为老是三振出局，跑去配了隐形眼镜。结果发现就是我菜，不过我现在至少能看清自己是怎么出洋相的啊。

Lonzo Ball EmmaTheRobot 69 points 14 hours ago

I mean, I didn't play with contacts/glasses when I still played, and I consider myself a decent shooter (no Steph curry obviously haha)

You don't need perfect vision to shoot. As long as you visualize where the hoop is in your mind, it's all muscle memory and feel. It's not like archery where you stare at the Target and have to have the most precision possible

湖人球迷：我觉得吧，我以前运动的时候就不戴眼镜或者隐形，觉得自己的投篮还可以（肯定不是库里这水平，哈哈哈）

投篮不需要那种完美的视线。只要你脑海里能够感知篮筐的位置，余下的就靠你的肌肉记忆和手感了。这又不像是射击比赛，你得瞄准目标，还得要尽可能精确。

Knicks therealjgreens 57 points 13 hours ago

Watch him start air balling all his shots now

尼克斯球迷：咱们现在就等着看库里百发百中吧。

Vancouver Grizzlies professorex 119 points 13 hours ago

Steph Blurry bout to go 20/20 from 3.

Gone are the dark clouds that had skyfucker blind...gonna be some bright, bright, bright sunshiny treys

灰熊球迷：Steph Blurry（模糊的）的三分马上要20中20.

以往让日天蒙蔽双眼的乌云已散去，接下来就是风和日丽！

thelogoat44 123 points 12 hours ago

On the contrary what if all this time he thought he was taking normal threes.

相反地，如果他一直都觉得自己投的是标准的三分呢。

Jose Calderon victor396 65 points 16 hours ago

It'd be funny if it fucked up his perception because he was used to play with a handicap (small as it is) and now he's gonna have trouble adjusting to not having it.

湖人球迷：要是戴上隐形眼镜反而伤害了库里的感知力那就有意思了，毕竟他习惯了在障碍下出手，现在他没有障碍了，适应起来就是问题了。

Bucks titomcfly 35 points 15 hours ago

I mean when you get new glasses or contacts your perception does kinda change in my experience, although I’m sure he’d adjust after like 10 minutes of shooting.

雄鹿球迷：我觉得呢，当你刚戴上眼镜或者是隐形的时候，你的感知力确实会有所改变。不过我确信库里投个十分钟后就能适应过来了。

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Draymond Green jthc 59 points 16 hours ago

This fucking blows my mind. He's been shooting like this with blurry vision the whole time?

勇士球迷：这真特么三观尽碎啊。这就是说他一直以来都是在这种模糊的视线下投篮？

Timberwolves Naskin 93 points 15 hours ago

Probably not. It's probably been getting progressively worse over time, and now it's finally at the point where he needs contacts. I had the same thing happen (and have astigmatisms in both eyes as well). I bet his eyes aren't even that bad right now; this headline is meant to get views.

森林狼球迷：或许不是。也许是他的视力情况越来越差，现在终于到了需要隐形眼镜的地步。我也有过这种情况（而且还是双眼散光）。我觉得他的视力现在都没那么差，这个标题就是博眼球的。

CUETEEPIE 1115 points 16 hours ago

It's definitely a crazy feeling the first time you wear contacts/glasses, and you realize how clear everything is supposed to be. I had slightly bad vision ever since I was a kid, and when I finally decided to get it corrected in college, it's like everything turned to HD...I had no clue what I was missing out on my entire life.

当你第一次戴上隐形或者是眼镜的时候感觉绝对是很妙的，你意识到了清晰的世界该是怎样的。 我从小视力就有点差，当我最后决定在大学做出矫正时，感觉整个世界都进入了高清模式……完全不知道我以前的人生都错过了什么。

RiPont 83 points 15 hours ago

I have astigmatism, too. My glasses correct it, and contacts to too, but contacts lose a little focus when I blink. I hope Curry doesn't suffer that problem.

我也有散光。戴上眼镜和隐形，可是我眨眼的时候，隐形会失焦。希望库里不会有这种问题。

Knicks BigBlue5292 116 points 16 hours ago

My nephew who was born with horrible vision that went undiagnosed until he was 4-5 years old got me all choked up the first time he looked up at the night sky and asked me what the little lights were..kid had never seen stars before and was so genuinely happy about it

尼克斯球迷：我的侄子天生就视力低下，大概四五岁的时候才确诊。当他第一次看着夜空问我那些亮光是什么的时候，我感动不已……他以前从未看清过星星，所以是真的非常高兴。

Bucks DeerNoiseUpInHere 42 points 13 hours ago

Same thing happened to my brother. He got glasses and was like "woah, what's all over that tree?"

They're leaves, dude.

雄鹿球迷：我兄弟也是一样的。他戴上眼镜后说“哇，树上都是些什么啊？”

他们是树叶啊，老弟。

Warriors sumchinesewill 29 points 16 hours ago

When I first wore glasses as a kid, it was amazing. Everything was so clear and no longer blurry. I got contacts and everything was still clear but I no longer have to wear glasses anymore and it was just so much more convenient. I got lasik 2 years ago and it is a game changer. There are pros and cons but it's like I have brand new eyes.

Wish I would have done Lasik sooner.

勇士球迷：我小时候第一次戴上眼镜的时候，感觉太神奇了。一切都不再模糊不清。我戴上隐形之后，一切仍然很清晰，可是我不用再戴着框架眼镜了，太方便了。我两年前做了半飞秒，彻底改变了我的世界。多希望我能早点做这个手术。

Lakers sassy_moo_sassy 168 points 15 hours ago

This is some Infinity gauntlet level shit.

湖人球迷：库里这就是像是装备了无限手套。

The HenryWill 54 points 17 hours ago

Is it possible this actually hurts his percentage for short time? For his whole life he has been shooting based on his perspective. Now his perspective has changed he will need to adjust.

有没有这个可能，说他现在戴上隐形眼镜会在短期内影响到他的命中率？毕竟他一直都是基于感知力投篮。现在他的视线改变了，自然得跟着调整啊。

Rb240z 85 points 16 hours ago

Watch the sport science episode with Klay. He was nailing 3's in the dark.

你看看汤普森的一部纪录片就知道了，克莱在黑暗中也能投进三分。

Moses Malone burnerfret 3392 points 17 hours ago

What if this is like when Daredevil got his sight back, but couldn't fight crime anymore without his radar sense?

奇才球迷：如果库里也像超胆侠一样，恢复了视力，可是再也没法凭借着自己的雷达感官与罪恶抗争了呢？

Wolves Bandwagon Fuck_Yeah_Dumba 1501 points 16 hours ago

This is a ridiculous take.

But Steph is a ridiculous player

这种说法很离谱。

不过库里本身就是个离谱的球员。

iheartburgerz 114 points 17 hours ago

Two words. Muscle memory

四个字：肌肉记忆。

Mark Price 2mnykitehs 290 points 15 hours ago

I saw a video where he was saying he looks at the front of the rim when he shoots. I wonder if he'll have to look at the back of the rim like everyone else now.

骑士球迷：我看过一个视频，库里之前说他投篮的时候是盯着篮筐前沿的。我就好奇他现在会不会像其他球员一样，必须得盯着篮筐后沿。

Thunder Leavingtheecstasy 177 points 16 hours ago

The team would be hiding his contacts from him

雷霆球迷：勇士怕是要把他的隐形眼镜藏起来了。

penguinnnns 48 points 15 hours ago

He probably thought he was pulling up for a mid range jumper

或许库里以前一直觉得他投的不是三分，而是中距离跳投。

76ers pitch_noir 34 points 15 hours ago

Now he’s gonna be like “Oh shit, this is far away, I don’t know if I can make that”

76人球迷：现在他就会觉得“我靠，这也太远了吧，我不知道能不能进啊”

Stephen Curry thesnacks 170 points 15 hours ago

He's been shooting better since he got the contacts, though.

勇士球迷：不过自打他戴上隐形之后，投得一直比以前准。

Malik Monk BizGilwalker 87 points 16 hours ago

He's going to hit 500 threes next season

黄蜂球迷：下个赛季他怕是要投进500个三分了。

Warriors RealDannyMM 55 points 15 hours ago

He was on pace of doing that this season lmao

勇士球迷：哈哈哈，他这个赛季本来就是在这个节奏上的。

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Hornets SSNappa 403 points 17 hours ago

He being blind this whole time? Shit guess it doesnt matter of KD leaves now

黄蜂球迷：他一直都是盲狙状态么？靠，看来现在杜兰特走不走都无所谓了。

IguessthatsAname 53 points 13 hours ago

Did you see what happened last night against the 2 seed when KD was ejected? Game over.

你看到昨天的比赛勇士打西部第二杜兰特被逐后的情况了吗？不用打了。

Magic PhysicsIsWhyIDrink 24 points 13 hours ago

And Curry was in foul trouble and taken out for some of the 3rd

魔术球迷：而且库里还陷入了犯规麻烦，第三节休了不少时间。

Pascal Siakam Kahwow 680 points 17 hours ago

Mans never gonna miss another shot

开拓者球迷：库里以后怕是每投必有了。

Shadow Clawz 416 points 17 hours ago

Lmao incoming 50/60/98 shooting splits

哈哈哈哈，即将迎来50%、60%和98%的三项命中率。

NBA Mintastic 166 points 14 hours ago

He somehow shoots worse from 2 than 3.

库里总能把三分投得比两分好。

Lakers fooliodoolio 42 points 13 hours ago

Far-sighted. Or is it near-sighted?

湖人球迷：这是属于远视还是近视呢？

Lakers BalboaBaggins 25 points 12 hours ago

Well, he actually shot worse from 2 than from 3 in the 2012-2013 season. That season he was 272/600 (45.3%) on 3s and 354/788 (44.9%) on 2s.

Do people not remember this? It was a couple of years before MVP Steph, but I remember it being a pretty widely quoted "fun fact" stat that season.

I feel old.

湖人球迷：这么说吧，他在12/13赛季的2分还真没3分好。他那个赛季三分600中272（命中率45.3%），两分球788中354（命中率44.9%）。

大家都不记得了吗？那是库里拿MVP之前的事儿了，不过我的这是那个赛季很有意思的一项统计，很多人都拿来逗乐。

看来我暴露年龄了。

Suns FranchiseAlert 191 points 16 hours ago

So basically Steph is gonna shoot 60% from 3 next season....got it

太阳球迷：所以库里下赛季的三分命中率基本是60%了……懂了

geeky_username 61 points 13 hours ago

Next season? Playoffs are starting soon

下赛季？？季后赛马上就来了啊

Hawks kkorver6 52 points 16 hours ago

Cancel the playoffs. Give em the trophy

老鹰球迷：取消季后赛，把奖杯颁给勇士吧。

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